Feb 1, 2009

Open Letter to Patrick McDermott

Dear Patrick,

You should note that Philip R. Klein, Psychic Investigator, claims to have extra-sensory perceptions regarding his investigations: In his local blog (I use the term loosely), the Southeast Texas Political Review, Mr. Klein unequivocally stated on Wednesday, July 30, 2008:

"I firmly believe in the business I am of the 6th sense."

Many of his "anonymous sources" can be traced to these psychic revelations. Philip not only sees dead people, but frequently confuses them for living people, too.

Philip would like to hear from you as soon as possible. Please address a postcard to:

Philip R. Klein
Psychic Investigator
P.O. Box 1212
Nederland, TX 77627

You can also phone collect at:

(409) 729-8798

Use the code name, "Patrick Kim," so he'll know it's really you. If you're currently deceased, contact Philip through his "sixth sense." He'll channel your message on his Ouija board.

Sincerely,

Gus Pillsbury

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