Feb 20, 2010

Deep Thoughts by Philip R. Klein

In "Klein's Speech To The GOP Woman That Was Canceled!", Philip R. Klein writes:
What I want to say and what I will say will be the same thing. You see when you get me - you get me. I am who I am am and I say what I say - and I get what I get. It is that simple. 
Any questions on why Philip's invitation was rescinded?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gus, you should find out whether the real reason that Klein isn't speaking is because the GTRW wouldn't pay Phillip's speaking fee.

Anonymous said...

Why was Phil's invitation rescinded? Perhaps a Republican woman in real estate who ISN'T doing work for her husband could give a clue.

Anonymous said...

We've learned that an anonymous source who demanded anonymity said that John Lennon, though dead for 30 years, said that the Walrus was Philip R. Klein.

Anonymous said...

An ace detective should be able to discover who disinvited him to speak to the Republican Women. Where is his expose'?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Phil told the GTRW his speaker's fee was
$500. Maybe their counteroffer was 50 cents.

Anonymous said...

According to Klein:

"I was told that I could not (1) mention Port Arthur or (2) mention elected officials from Jefferson County that are Republicans."

About halfway through Klein's speech we find this rambling:

"The Carl Parker Center - Another really great guy. To sit and listen to him is like listening to a history book. But again - look at where he lives. Look at the city where policies of big government have led the city and its people. He has created an entire city that sucks on the tit of our government. Port Arthur is a social experiment that has failed."

That alone would have disqualified him to speak.

BREAKING NEWS said...

According to anonymous sources close to the SET Political Review, Phil Klein is suing the well known cartoon star Popeye for stealing Klein's phrase, "I am who I am."

The sources who demanded anonymity said that Phil Klein said that, "I will protect my copywrite...that's all I can stands and I can't stands no more!"

See Philip discuss his latest lawsuit Wednesday morning.

Anonymous said...

He made this up too:

"According the GSA - for every dollar taken in by our government - the actual hard dollar back to the people in social programs is less than 30%. Meaning 30 cents on a dollar."

The GSA is the procurement arm of the FED and they don't do reports like that. If the figures were real, they would have come from the GAO or OMB.