Nitwit Tidbits

Well let's go a little early this week. We have a bunch of stories - so many places to go yet nothing complete.

Beaumont Enterprise On Fire - We love it! Looking good. We love the databases. We love the more snappy editorials. But why do brown nosed to BISD? Anyone?

As in the Williams v. Maness race? Has anyone noticed that both Philip R. Klein and Carrol Thomas support the same candidate?

Da Money - City of Beaumont gets 3.6 big bills.

Da Money II - Our sources say they will be short way more than 3.6 million. The numbers we are hearing on sales tax decrease? We are hearing maybe 32%. No way to make that up. No way.

The $3.6 million that Klein references is only the first payment in a series of monthly royalties that's expected to top $20 million.  Regarding the "sales tax decrease," the City of Beaumont has already released the figures: 14 percent, so Klein is quite confused as usual.

Da. Money III - Smaller cities like Kountze? Cutting back. $100 k short so far this year. Layoffs and cut backs.

Kountze - isn't that in Hardin County? How times have changed! It seems like only last week that Philip R. Klein wrote:

Hardin County is looking better and better every day.

Actually, Philip did write that last week.

Austin Gig - Someone that mad at the government that they fly a plane into a building? We are under attack by our own citizens? Wow.

Advice to Philip: try googling Oklahoma City Bombing, the Haun's Hill Massacre, George Metesky, John Brown, or the Wall Street Bombing of 1920.

KFDM - Larry B's wife is running for office - AGAIN. But this time he is staying on the air. Wow! Wow! Wow!

"Wow! Wow! Wow!" isn't a valid point or a coherent thought. This is a primary election, not the general election. I wonder why Klein hasn't mentioned that Dana Melancon is still on the Hardin County ballot, even though he's dropped out of the race.

Signs Signs Signs - We got confirmation that Maness called his troops out to pick up signs. We are still seeing them all over the place. Funny stuff. Hey Tommy - you may win the race - but you know now you are damaged goods and many people don't trust you. Like us.

Philip R. Klein didn't mention that the signs were illegal, nor did he comment on the unsubstantiated rumors that PRK is directly involved and that Beaumont police have a license plate number.

Neither did Klein explain how he could have talked to "sources in four different areas of the County", "one black leader near Southpark [sic]", "a deputy we know with the Jefferson County Sheriffs [sic] Department", "two [other] sources that demanded anonymity", and visit "some of the early polling places," yet still have time to publish a long-winded article by 10:00 AM on the morning the signs first appeared. 

Gotta File Another Lawsuit - So we are now suing Twitter and Facebook. As well as two IP addresses. We know who they are and when we file it - it will end two peoples careers. They have had a chance to take it down. They did not. Welcome Trog to the suit.

Al Gore may not have invented the whole internet, but Philip R. Klein sued it. 

Bellow Fall Out - Two callers to the office today that the big boss spoke with. According to the callers - they called KFDM and KBMT newsrooms asking about the Bellow's story. According to the callers the TV stations told them the story was false and "Klein Lied." They the big boss sent them the documents in possession. Guess what? Made viewers wanting to know how a web site gets the news faster and more accurate than TV news. Our response? They are lazy and other than four news men we know - they are novices and could not understand how water is made if they went back to 6th grade science class. And you know we are right.

My response? What gibberish. The "big boss" still hasn't posted those documents as promised.

Complaint Documents Ready - The Ethics Commission petition is ready. So - we wait to see what Ms. Rhonda will do? What will she do? File at the last minute is our guess. But it is still a violation. We are ready - documents and all.

Despite five articles exclusively devoted to Rhonda Dugas, Philip has mentioned the other three candidates in the race only once. I'll note that Rhonda isn't the front runner in the race, so this preoccupation is evidence of Klein's personal obsession.

Palin Mania - Is coming to Beaumont March 25. We wonder if there will be a fundraiser for the GOP that night? We wonder if anyone thought of it?

I wonder if the Jefferson County Republican Party can afford Sarah Palin's fee.

Thank You - Thanks for the comments on the editorial. It would have been a good speech. Giggle.

What kind of idiot has to tell himself when to start and end:

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The Re-birth of the Republican

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My favorite part of Philip's speech:

Enough about the Web-site - and me - let's talk about you. What do you think about me?

Snicker.

Polling - We are going to keep the polling up. Funny! We are not alone and they just don't get it. We are thinking that there are going to be some skid marks on some chairs in the Jefferson County Commissioners Courtroom.

This will give Philip a chance to waffle on the findings of his original poll. I hope he doesn't forget to calculate the margin of error this time:I am thinking that there are going to be some blank stares at the computer in Philip R. Klein's office.

Likewise - A message to RM - thanks for the tip please call us back. Your tip checked out. Story next week.

Apparently RM left his name but not a return phone number. Maybe the dog ate Klein's caller ID. A message to TM: 01001011 0110110 0011001 0101101 0010110 1110001 0000001 1010010 1110011 0010000 0011000 01011011 10001000 00011010 01011001 00011010 01011011 11011101 0000101110

Stop Now - Orange County has a big announcement coming. Big switches to the GOP coming? Stay tuned. Now it is getting interesting.

According to Philip, a big announcement is coming after early voting has already begun in the party primaries. See formula for computing standard error above.

Message To Lumberton Residents - Calm down. It will be okay. Really it will. we promise. Bellow and crew will be gone.

Message to Philip R. Klein: never avoid taking your medications.

Thank You - THE SECOND BIGGEST HIT WEEK IN THE HISTORY OF THE REVIEW! THANKS!