Philip R. Klein failed to post Nitwit Tidbits on the SET Political Review this week. Instead he posted an article with his Primary Predictions 2010, which provides more than enough material for comic relief:
Editors Note : Each primary or election for the past 17 years, the Southeast Texas Political Review produces and publishes its predictions. We hover at around 80% correct.
Fact check:
Philip has been making that claim of 80 percent for years, but the reality is distinctly different. Philip mentions his no-endorsement endorsements:
Because we predict a race does not mean we endorse any candidate. In fact, in the history of the Review we have never endorsed any candidate.
File Klein's statement under "
If it walks like a duck:"
Jimmy Dyke [sic]. For over 10 years he has managed the biggest government project in the history of Jefferson County. That being Pleasure Island. And when you look about - you see a guy that understands the show. Sources this weekend tell the Review that Dyke [sic] has simply put his resume out there. He is a leader with a positive outlook that is refreshing. And frankly - if any of the above should take the ride - it should be Jimmy Dyke [sic]. We would love to see him up there giving some common sense to some pretty big time guys in politics that have their own agendas in place and as a goal rather than what is best for Jefferson County.
My favorite of
Klein's no-endorsement endorsements in the current races:
The Southeast Texas Political Review has learned through five sources close to Cornelius Williams, you know, THE Cornelius Williams US Attorney - that he is in the final stages of deciding to run against the corrupt Jefferson County District Attorney TOM MANESS?
A source very close to Williams tells the Review : "I think it is time to flush the toilet bowl called Jefferson County and bring in a honest man into the District Attorney's office in Jefferson County."
Another source tells the Review that Williams is "as honest as Judge John Stevens" and is a man of "integrity."
We are speechless. Simply speechless. Where do we give money and what can we do to help?
Klein claims:
We want to say publicly that we hold each candidate in honor today because they signed their name on the dotted line...And we thank them and wish each of them luck.
A few of Philip's statements from the past five days:
A punk. A liar. A cheat...
Folks - this is a very very sick women.
We smell a rat - and now you can see a rat on UTUBE TV.
The examples are legion. We'll revisit Klein's predictions after the counting is done.
3 comments:
What is wrong with Channel 4? Are they seriously going to have Klein on their morning show every Wednesday??
Wow, get it together folks, really . . .
http://setxhomepage.com/fulltext/?nxd_id=74192
I wouldn't know -- haven't tuned to Channel 4 since that November announcement. Doubtless his loose lips will land them in court for slander.
If The Examiner exposed DA Tom Maness as inexperienced, lacking a Texas law license, a patient at a substance abuse facility, and a no-show at a candidate forum, would Klein pile on? Damn right he would! So why has he failed to comment on Jerry Jordan's article about Cornelius Williams, Jr.?
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