Mar 28, 2010

Shock (Typing While Drunk Again)

Philip is blogging under the influence again in his latest posting on the SET Political Review:
The Southeast Texas Political Review has learned that Lt. Ray Beck was set to be announced as the candidate to replace Mitch Woods as US Marshal elect for the Eastern District of Texas. And now as widely reported - Beck was arrested this past evening at 4 a..m. in the morning for DUI. Further, questions swirl tonight about who was in the car with Beck - which now seemingly means nothing.
I'm not sure how Lt. Ray Beck could be arrested "this past evening at 4 a.m." Perhaps this reflects Klein's time zone, better known as The Twilight Zone.

Despite what the sign post up ahead reads, Beck has already applied for U.S. Marshal of the Eastern District of Texas. From the story on KFDM:
Beck also recently applied for the U.S. Marshal position, the same job Jefferson County Sheriff Mitch Woods was seeking, before removing his name from the running a few days ago.
Any lingering questions about Philip's sobriety are answered by this statement:
Sources also tell the Review that Beck was being considered as a replacement for Sherriff if Mitch Woods if he had been selected for the position.
My take? Try writing while sober.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Phil writes "questions swirl tonight about who was in the car with Beck." Could it be -- oh, no, perish the thought -- but is it possible?

Anonymous said...

I just read klein's editorial this week. What an arrogant asshole! Why doesn't Philip run for county commissioner himself?

Anonymous said...

Drunk fat and stupid is no way to go through life.