May 3, 2010

Dancing*

In his latest posting on the SET Political Review, Philip R. Klein writes (Klein's crude and vulgar language has not been edited):
However, this time, it is even more fun to watch two giants in the political world go at it - and the one that usually causes all of the T R O U B L E - Willie Bae Lewis - is left looking like a political virgin on a hot Friday night in the backseat of an old mustang wondering what the hell is next?
Compare this imagery with Klein's recent description of a sexual assault:
No jail time for not reporting that her husband was playing with the little girls vagina's after the little girls came to her mother and told her what had happened!
Maness took heat from the public after not demanding from the court that Guidry spend the full 10 year sentence in prison for playing with the little girls vagina's multiple times.
Philip's juvenile preoccupation places past iinstances of parapraxis into proper perspective. Apparently Klein has given up the claim that his website is required reading in many middle and high school classes.

PRK offers this gibberish in lieu of real comprehensible commentary on the Port Arthur Mayor's race:
So we got the POPO and the FIREMEN on Princes side. Why? Who the hell knows? Maybe the lesser of all evils? Only they can tell you and they are being very quite - except one good cop - Mr. Gaspard that came out swinging saying that Ortiz threatened to whip some cop ass.
Beard thinks that is upsetting - to the taxpayers? Hey Beard - how about the Port Arthur Housing authority that dropped a cool half a million on a basketball program for disadvantaged teens - and all they got was uniforms? Hell - why not buy everyone in Port Arthur a d*** fridge? Really? A $76 dollar tape dispenser and millions go down the frigging drain in the Housing Authority? Should we even talk about the EDC? And the money that is WASTED? Thrown down the tubes to enrich political yummies that are in power? The real fundraising arm of the city of Port Arthur?
In Klein's alternative universe, the $67.00 tape dispenser appreciated in value to $78.00.  According to the Idionomics© by Philip R. Klein, one could leverage the margin of costs between universes to reduce taxes in Port Arthur.

Klein's bleatings have little resemblance to real events more accurately described in these articles:
Historically, elections in Port Arthur have always been contentious,

Another fine example of Klein's arrogance, where he offers unsolicited and dimwitted advice to everyone in South Jefferson County:
1) To the POPO - get the hell out of the race! Really? 
2) To the Fireman - Stay out of it. Sit down and shut up.
3) To the city council - stay out of it.
4) To mayor Prince - you blew it.
5) To Oscar - you are done. Go home. Goodnight. Turn out the lights. You have pissed off everyone with your hard core antics.
6) to John Beard - go get you mug shot taken - apologize to your community - and then let it all go.
7) To City Manager Fitzgibbons - one word : XANAX - at the corner of.....sorry bud - just kidding.
8) To the Citizens - you get what you elect! Enjoy yourselves and get your damn checkbooks out. You owe them all! Yes you do! Damn it! You owe them all.
Klein offers this advice to Councilmember John Beard (emphasis is mine):
The paper trail was there. All you had to do is tip the media - opps - us to it. That simple Johnny. Now - go to the POPO house and turn yourself in.
Philip meant "oops", but I find great humor in how Klein clearly considers himself a serious competitor to the mainstream media.


*Caution: Mature content: coarse Language and graphic depictions

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