Sep 20, 2010

A PRK Primer for the Port Arthur Rotary Club

Philip R. Klein's speech before the Port Arthur Rotary Club is scheduled for Thursday. In the spirit of objectivity, here's a short primer on some of Philip's previous comments about Port Arthur.

I found these purported letters from readers to Philip particularly revealing:
From Port Arthur : "Please stop kicking us here in Port Arthur. Please sir. We are trying to fix it."

Answer : Really? You really said that? We are not kicking anyone. We are just being honest. And if you are trying to fix it....never mind.
From Nederland : "I am interested in your thoughts on how Port Arthur is doing?"

Answer : Doing with what? You have to be more specific. If you want an over all grade? An "F".
The following list is not intended to be comprehensive, since Philip disparages the city almost every week. From the SET Political Review [Warning: Klein's crude and vulgar language has not been edited]:
PORT ARTHUR TEXAS SHOULD BE FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET.
 Port Arthur is the turd in the toilet bowl we call Southeast Texas.
Who cares about Port Arthur. The place is dump. Crime and unemployment is out of control. And there are more checks cut in welfare and food stamp assistance per square foot. It is a welfare city. So - who cares about Port Arthur?
Sources in Austin tell the Review that [State Senator Robert Nichols] has opened warfare on the City of Port Arthur. He has staff looking over issues that "cover Port Arthur."
This election was never about what was right. Because there is nothing "right" about Port Arthur. In fact - it is fair to say that Port Arthur Texas may be one of the most corrupt cities in Texas.
The talk is this weekend it will be family fun time in Port Arthur with a bunch of visitors to the biggest hunk of pork you have ever seen - called Port Arthur Texas.
Pct. 3 in Jefferson County is made up of dysfunctional people in a dysfunctional place called Port Arthur, Texas.
The citizens of Port Arthur put on a gun battle show over the weekend. Three shootings in two days according to media reports.
Come invest YOUR BUSINESS in Port Arthur. Where everything is wonderful if you are wearing a bullet proof vest.
Pleasure Island - Let it sink into the ocean. Some more good fishing. No more tax dollars. It is dead like Port Arthur is dead. That simple.
Well - there is a joke that runs around the political community when the name Port Arthur comes up. That is : "WHAT NOW?"
What is really scary is watching Port Arthur. Over 50% of the public in Port Arthur is on government assistance?
Over 60% of the citizens are taking government dollars in Port Arthur.
Port Arthur, Texas. Where over 67% is on government assistance.
Dysfunction junction that is their function in the sleepy little town of Port Arthur!
Dead is Dead. We know Dead. And Port Arthur is dead.
Port Arthur is a dying town. With corruption everywhere.
But remember - it is Port Arthur. And frankly they simply don't get reality.
These shoppers are nothing but animals. They need to go back to their cages in Port Arthur.
Enough? It is never enough in Port Arthur! Not until someone closes the doors, turns the key and is the last out the door.
We see it as another nail in the coffin in a town called Port Arthur, Texas - in a dying county called Jefferson.
Finally A New Feature - We are taking this from the web - we hope to have it for you each week. The Real Housewives Of Port Arthur :  On the season premier of "The Real Housewives of Port Arthur" the girls visit Aunt Senphronia; little Jamaal sees a submarine; word of the new free clinic spreads; RoShonda shops for shoes; Kinesha hooks up at the laudro-mat on Bluebonnet; D'juanita enrolls at LUPA for cosmetology.
Tax money is like Rock Candy as they say in the West End of Port Arthur.
Port Arthur is a pig pen.
Let's stick with the program.
  • Port Arthur Texas - Nothing Like A Live Shooting Range?
  • Port Arthur Texas - Where Guns And Bad Guys Live!
  • Port Arthur Texas - Where The Streets Are As White As Cocaine?
Maybe this one : "Port Arthur Texas - The Hub of Corruption In Texas" - no that would be Jefferson County. Hey - wait? Maybe the commissioners could......
We love Port Arthur! We really do. It is so much fun to watch the self destruction.
Why would anybody want to go to Port Arthur?
It seems that a certain web site has done a collection on Cities in Texas that are considered "sanctuary cites."  Do you want to guess who showed up? You just knew before we said it......yes....Port Arthur, Texas.
It would be fun to bring a delegation of Chinese to Port Arthur to see what socialism has done for a once thriving city.
The mind set of the citizens of Port Arthur feel that they are owed.
Ho Ho Homeland - Attacks at Christmas time in malls? Only in Port Arthur is the joke.
Beaumont and Port Arthur are flunk mills for the "children's".
Just When You Thought They Hit Bottom - Get this...you just thought murders were bad in Port Arthur. Now they are running in and holding up hair salons. Gezzz.
The people of Port Arthur are losers.
What makes [Thurman Bartie] the frontrunner? And the answer is pretty simple. He is the front runner because he represents Port Arthur.
Ambassadors from the Hood arrived in Port Arthur to find an adoring crowd to watch the making of a video from the Hood.
And the bad news - if you want to smoke a joint, get drunk, piss on the roadside and get laid - go to Pleasure Island?  Another sign of Port Arthur...the city by the sea.......
A little common sense please? Oh....sorry.....we are talking about Port Arthur, Texas? Aren't we?
However, thinking about it........it is Port Arthur and the normal is abnormal?
Come to Port Arthur Texas. A safe haven to illegal aliens!
Robbery and Kidnapping In Port Arthur - So they strip the guy, take his money, take him for a ride naked in the trunk, and go eat at IHOP? Only in Port Arthur Texas!!!!
Frankly, Butler fit Port Arthur Texas. Crime, bad business deals and drug abuse.
And with that we will give you our ideas for the branding of Port Arthur!
  • The City with more Government dollars spent Per Square Foot
  • The Most UNSAFE City in Texas
  • Rob 'em, Shoot 'em, Stick 'em - Port Arthur, Texas
Port Arthur, Texas is a prime example of government at it's darkest. The city has failed. The school district has failed.
You know - something that the citizens of Port Arthur will understand?
I'm looking forward to the YouTube video of Philip's speech on Thursday.

6 comments :

Anonymous said...

And that was just from yesterday's posting on the Southeast Texas Political Review.

Anonymous said...

Gus, I hope Sam will publish some of the letters of praise Fil will receive in his "Reader Mail" after the Rotary Club speech.

Anonymous said...

I'll watch the speech on C-Span.

Anonymous said...

Come on Phil. I live in PA. I am a college graduate (not cosmetology by the way). I own my own home (two to be exact). My kids managed to graduate high school. I don't have a criminal record. I'm happily married for almost 3 decades. Crime is crime and there is crime in Mid-County.

Anonymous said...

Little does fat fil realize that this is actually a conspiracy to get him. I'm charging the battery on my phone for the UTUBE video.

Anonymous said...

find patrick mcdermott
new update sept 1 2010
case closed - watch for book
phil r klein tpli-ppo lead investigator
who asked or authorized you to harass these people in the first place
they want nothing to do with you or they would sue you
they do not want to lower their standards to your level much less associate with you