Oct 28, 2010

The PRK Caption These Photos Contest

Channel 4 KBTV posted Philip R. Klein's weekly nine minutes from Oct. 28, 2010. In his weakly segment, Mr. 37-Point-5 percent reiterated his Election 2010 Predictions.

Leave your own captions for either or both photos in the comments section:
Photo 1 Photo 2
Disclaimer: I have no prizes, so your chances of winning are 0:0.

21 comments :

Anonymous said...

Photo 1: "Okay, Okay, do I DIDN'T speak at the
University of Houston. But that's what I'd have said if they had invited me."

Photo 2: "With these hands, licensed as lethal weapons, I'll throttle the U of H fink who ratted me out."

Anonymous said...

Photo No. 1 - Honestly, I know every buffet in town.

Photo No. 2 - I still have food on my hands from the last buffet I destroyed.

Anonymous said...

Photo 1 When I close my eyes I can see that people respect me and know that I'm honest.

Photo 2 When I open my eyes I see that I'm a fat liar that no one respects me.

Anonymous said...

Photo 2: "I rely thank i kuld gett tan vots for konty guge".

Anonymous said...

#1: Could there be just one person left that believes I spoke at U of H?

#2 Dammmmmittt, how does Sam know all this?

Anonymous said...

Photo 1: Timothy Leary's dead...ommmmmmmm

Photo 2: Crap it worked for Sarah Palin but I can't read my own handwriting.

Anonymous said...

#1: We feel the presence of Bob Bullock in the room who told us that your watch is under the bed.

Anonymous said...

Photo 1...Can I have an Amen, please? Don't forget to put something in the collection plate!!!

Photo 2...Let me see, five plus five is equal to, uh, well, uh, what was the question again?

Anonymous said...

1. The spirits tell me that Rick Perry will beat Mark White in the governor's race.

2. How come fox 4 doesn't have toilet paper in the bathroom?

Anonymous said...

prk on fox


SLEEP TALKING
BLIND DREAMING
WHAT HAPPENED TO NOTES RITTEN ON WE HANDS

Anonymous said...

PHIL
WHY YOU NO GO MEXICO
FLASH WE BADGE AND GUN
GIVE A SPEACH TO CARTEL
KLEIN UP THE PROBLEM
FREE TICKETS AVAILABLE

Anonymous said...

FREE TICKET AVAILABLE
ONE WAY

Anonymous said...

Photo 1: This is FIVE...I think

Photo 2: And I'm pretty sure this is TEN.

Sam the Eagle said...

We cannot comment, we are in litigation.

Anonymous said...

1) From the fruity taste and the delicious afterburn, I can tell this is one of my favorite wines...Mad Dog 20/20, vintage September.

2) But Ossifer, I've only had thish many...honest!

Anonymous said...

Phil Klein is the only person I know who thinks "asshole" is a compliment. And yes, I do know you Philip.

Anonymous said...

PHOTO 1
JEFF BRANICK 5 VOTES
PHOTO 2
PHILIP KLEIN UH YEA 78 VOTES

Anonymous said...

POPE KLEIN THE FIRST

NO HOPE KLEIN TEN SHEETS TO THE WIND

Anonymous said...

NO 1 WE NEXT

NO 2 WE WILL TAKE A SUPERSIZE OF EVERYTHING ON THIS MENU

Anonymous said...

#1. I swear to Buda.....

#2. These hands have fixed many hot tubes....

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