Nov 5, 2010

The PRK Caption These Photos Contest

Fox 4 KBTV posted Philip R. Klein's post-election roundup in a special two-part video this week. For a good laugh, see them here and here.  Mike McNeil claimed that Philip called 11 elections correctly, but he's using Philip's system of scoring.  See the real story directly below.

Caption these photos.

 
Photo 1
 
Photo 2

Winners of the last photo caption contest:


Honestly, I know every
buffet in town.

How come Fox 4 doesn't have toilet
paper in the bathroom?

20 comments :

Anonymous said...

1) If you believe me, I have some land in Bridge City I'd like to sell you.

2) Pull my finger.

Anonymous said...

1) I'm not wearing underwear!

2) Sit on it.

Anonymous said...

1. That's a nice looking sheep you've got there.

2. I know everything about everything.

Anonymous said...

1) Sam said WHAT?

2) I cannot comment, I am in litigation.

Anonymous said...

1. You don't mind if I piss do you?

2. I am my number one favorite person.

Anonymous said...

1. Yeah and I only drove it on sundays to church.

2. No way. This Ford Pinto is worth at least $30,000. It's a classic car.

Anonymous said...

1: I prefer Mad Dog 20/20, but I'll drink anything in a pinch.

2: I'll have you know that only drink one case at a time.

Anonymous said...

1.- Why yes, I do think about Kelli's nether regions quite often... heheheh...

2.- I will have you know that I is not too drunk, shir!

Anonymous said...

1. You can trust me, I'm Philip R. Klein, editor of the most read blog on the whole internets.

2. I know more than you, so shut up.

Anonymous said...

1.Uh, why yes we have a college degree.
2.We attended Texas Tech 2 semesters.

Anonymous said...

1. Th FBI has hired me to find osama bin laden.

2. I only paid two dollars for this new jacket @ goodwill.

Anonymous said...

1. Wasn't me...Leroy did it!!!!

2. Forget about my spelling...I'll make you an offer I can't pronounce!!!

Anonymous said...

1. If you think this is cool, watch me talk out of both sides of my mouth.

2.No, no! I said editor, not idiot.

PKLIES said...

1. Hey Mikey, is it true that you will eat anything?

2. I will assign one person from my office for an entire month to look into every aspect of their lives. And I will post it

Anonymous said...

1. Mike, I can’t look, is the audio on; I just farted.

2. That’s right Mike, I used the word seemingly at least one time every other sentence, whether in a proper context, or not.

Anonymous said...

1. Seemly we talk about stuff we know nothing about.

2. We are number one in filing frivolous lawsuits.

Anonymous said...

1-What is the name of the perfume you're wearing, Mike?
2-Look at the size of that booger on my finger!

Anonymous said...

2."I did NOT have sexual relations with that sheep, Mr. Cuddles, and I'll sue anyone who publishes those pictures."

Anonymous said...

1. I'm the only person in history who gained 50 pounds on the Jenny Craig Diet.
2. This coat is NOT a used army mess tent.

Anonymous said...

#1. Scoobie Dooooooooo

#2. Ocifer, I want to follow my own finger....