This is Nitwit Tidbits! Where Philip takes you on a tour of the week - [sic] and around Southeast Texas Politics [sic]. So let's go:
Philip Klein's Quote of the Week: It is a rare week for anyone to get two stories on the Review for any one politico - but Eddie Arnold gets the honors this week.
This hardly ever happens, except where the subject matter is Rhonda Dugas, Tom Maness, Hiilton Kelley, Judge Ron Walker, Judge Layne Walker, Carl Griffith, Brent Weaver, Judge Larry Thorne, David Bellow, Bo Alfred, Carrol Thomas, Nancy Beaulieu, Larry Beaulieu, Kolby Flowers, Becky Ames, David Sheffield, Audwin Samuels, Tom Gillam, Deloris Prince, Jack Chatman, Carolyn Guidry, Mark Domingue, Patrick Swain, Keith Hawkes, Jeff Brannick, Mitch Woods, Zena Stephens, Miriam Johnson, Jim Rich, Dr. David Teuscher, Jack Pieper, Roberto Flores, Allen Lee, Oscar Ortiz, Thurman Bartie, Judge Lupe Flores, Paul Brown, Nick Lampson, Roosevelt Petry (or was that Pitre), Melody Chappell, and Christine Delgadillo. I'm sure I've missed some.
It's Here - We have been telling all of you. Your government over the past six years has been on a spending spree. They have jacked up home valuations and they have jacked up taxes. Now the people are leaving in droves, now the people have stopped spending, and now government suffers. First up - the Fire Department in Beaumont. We could think of better places like the Parks Department or .... well....maybe combining EMS with Fire (Saving rents, electricity and other employee costs) to the tune of $600k? But who are we? Watch and learn people - here it comes.
Philip fails to acknowledge the impact of the worst global recession since 1929. According to
City Manager Kyle Hayes:
"There's a lot of families out there that are hurting, there's a lot of businesses that are hurting, across the country, and municipalities are not immune to those financial struggles. We're gonna be fine, we're just gonna continue to be proactive and work it out."
Since the
budget deficit totals $4 million, Klein's $600 thousand solution, if accurate, fails the arithmetic test.
Eddie's Mess - We just love it when you hit a politico in the tummy and he/she reacts. It is better than that - Eddie on the offensive which we love. So here is the story - Eddie sends an email to the GOP Chairman Shane Howard. And Howard, not thinking, sends the email (which is political in nature and has nothing to do with county business on a county computer on county time) as instructed to the JCRP and GTRW members. Two things happen - first we get a copy of the email from ten people laughing telling us to keep the heat on him. Here it is :
Philip didn't include the original email as written; instead he removed the forwarded message again. Note the clumsy edits on the version posted to his Reader Mail page.
And second - the reaction to which we will update you in reader mail - which is just as funny from democrats and GOPERS. He has no idea what can of worms he has opened.
Is this a can of worms or one fat worm that writes his own Reader Mail to himself?
Golden Triangle Women's Association Speech - The boss will be speaking on to the GTRW on March 1st - wait - this just in - there is a bi-laws change issue (according to the new president who spoke to the boss yesterday) - so the invite has been recanted and he will not be speaking on March 1st. There was no reschedule. Giggle. No guts no glory.
Presumably, the bylaws of the
Golden Triangle Republican Women (GTRW) bans speakers who confuse their name.
This Just In - Ortiz has threatened the reader meter guy near his home. Offered him hot coco instead of coffee. Port Arthur Police are investigating.
How much did this "investigation" cost taxpayers in Port Arthur?
TEA Letter - We broke the TEA letter story. The letter? Being held because of "legal concerns." Hmmm...
The last story that Philip broke concerned
Tom Maness's purported illegal filing.
Hardin County Quiet - That is until Mondays Review. Explosion David Bellow style. Stay tuned.
I suspect that Hardin County will remain quiet, even after the "Mondays [sic] Review."
Closing the Y - So no more YMCA in Beaumont? Nope - remember this - when the government takes money away from you in taxes, fees and fines - you have less to spend in support of charitable causes. And so - it begins.
Philip first claimed last October that the city of Beaumont would purchase the "LL MILTON" YMCA:"
There is a movement inside city hall for the City of Beaumont to PURCHASE THE LL MILTON YMCA! Oh yes there is....and it has the votes? So now NANNY GOVERNMENT is going to get into the frigging YMCA business.
The YMCA has spent the past year closing facilities across the country, including those in
Nashville,
Corona Del Mar,
Norwich,
Toledo, and
Hattiesburg as a few examples. Others, like
Flagstaff., are having serious financial problems. Is this evidence of corruption in Jefferson County as Philip claims, or is this related to the depressed contributions in a challenging economy?
It's Cold - Where in the h*** is Al Gore when you need him? Anyone?
Gore sailed off the edge of the world with Christopher Columbus. Philip's fallacious appeal to ridicule underscores his ignorance of the subject matter: he doesn't know the difference between climate and weather.
Climatologists have predicted these weather extremes for several decades. While the Vancouver Winter Olympics are victim to the warmest winter in Canadian history, snow storms have swept the U.S. Hre's a
succinct explanation that everyone but Philip can understand.
How could global warming be driving a pattern like this? One word: moisture. A warmer atmosphere holds more water. Plus, warmer surface temperatures are triggering more evaporation of ocean water worldwide. That water goes up, up, up into that atmosphere. And what goes up must sooner or later come down.
This is precisely what scientific studies are now documenting. Water vapor in the global atmosphere jumped by about 5 percent in the 20th century, P.Y. Groisman and his colleagues reported in 2004. This while there has been an observed, significant uptick in heavy winter precipitation events in the Northeastern U.S., according to a 2006 study. And all the while, global temperatures have risen sharply, including an average warming of 4 degrees Fahrenheit in the Northeastern U.S.
In other news around the state:
Houston News - "It's not our fault - it's the dumb kids fault." That is what the Houston Teachers Association says - when HISD voted to fire teachers that cannot teach and improve kids test scores. It is hard to be held to a standard. Now isn't it?
There is no Houston Teachers Association; neither did the Houston Federation of Teachers or the Congress of Houston Teachers
make such a statement.
In other statewide news, a gorilla escaped from the
Dallas Zoo and over 20 sightings in the 800 block of Nederland Avenue were reported.
Crime Stoppers - Seemingly they are hurting also. So we are cutting them a check. Do so also. A good cause. The reason for the hurt? When the government takes money away from you in taxes, fees and fines - you have less to spend in support of charitable causes. Duh?
No mention of the global recession? Charities across the U.S.
are reporting a major downturn in donations. The decline in donations from 2007 to 2008 amounted to
5.7 percent overall, the first decline since the Reagan/Bush recession in the late '80s. Estimates aren't out yet for 2009.
Another Kennedy Goes Down - Patrick Kennedy will not run again. It is just too funny.
Perhaps Philip will explain the humor in an editorial on the Southeast Texas Political Review. Patrick spent eight terms as Congressman from Rhode Island. but is rumored to be moving back to Massachusetts to challenge Scott Brown for his father's seat in the Senate when the term ends in 2012.
Read this article for a better overview than the misinformed version of Philip R. Klein.
And Finally - Stillllllll......no.......campaign contribution report on Rhonda Dugas. Now she is over 12 days late - which is a clear violation of State Ethics law. You can read all about and watch it on your local TV news....oh...never mind. What the built they have aborted.
Perhaps Philip could dedicate a new page to the "The Rhonda Dugas Review."