Apr 4, 2012

Philip R. Klein: Mr. Crawfish

Philip R. Klein is a liar
This afternoon, Brent Coon and his attorney, Jason Cansler, agreed to a resolution concerning their motion for sanctions against Philip R. Klein. The hearing originally scheduled for April 5, 2012, has been canceled.

Read the notice of cancellation here.

We’re not allowed to talk about the settlement brokered between Brent and Philip at this point, but we’re quite satisfied with the agreement - even more so since Brent Coon and his associates have nothing to do with our blogs and has been an innocent victim of PRK’s rabid imagination.

Apparently, Philip felt a bit uncomfortable appearing in court, armed with perjurious prior testimony and tampered-with documentary evidence.

While we’re very happy with the terms, I confess that I’m a little disappointed – I was looking forward to an old-fashioned tar and feathering tomorrow, but instead we’ll only see a dead skunk in the middle of the road.

However, the party isn't over just yet - Philip is awaiting a list of demands from our attorney.

39 comments :

Anonymous said...

Klein chickens out...no big surprise...all mouth and a big coward when it comes down to showdown...

Anonymous said...

Wow, I never saw that coming. What a pussy.

Anonymous said...

Please post a photo of the settlement check from PRK Enterprise Inc./Klein Investments Inc. to Brent Coon. lol

Anonymous said...

Shucks, and I was going to hand a bag lunch of stewed crow and Rolaids to Phil.

Anonymous said...

Angel, when you gonna ask PRK some hard questions? You were tough on Renaissance but a pussy when it comes to Channel 4's political guru. Your credibility is sinking as fast as his.

Anonymous said...

Off with his head

Anonymous said...

Has the DA sung yet? Looks to me like Klein is still guilty of grand perjury.

Anonymous said...

Gus, thank you for linking the Jan. 13 hearing transcript. I'm still laughing at Klein's testimony. Asked the call sign of tv station he appears weekly, he doesn't know their call sign. Asked about people coming up to him while dining as he claims in reader mail, he says that they really don't. With proof Klein altered and doctored documents, it wasn't going to be long before Tx DPS jerked his private investigator license. Everyone is laughing at you, Klein. Great job by all involved in exposing this nut case.

Anonymous said...

They'll never yank his license. Do you know how many complaints they've swept under the rug over the last ten years? He has something on them or one of their agents obviously. He's not above a little entrapment and blackmail.

Anonymous said...

The story at the courthouse is that Klein went over to Cansler's office where he was promptly taken to the woodshed by Coon. I heard even Klein's own attorney got a few licks in. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy but my bet is he will learn nothing from it.

Anonymous said...

Phillip HATES successful and respected people. His hate is so deep and it eats on him like acid. You are right. He will not learn from this because he is blinded by hate and jealousy.

Anonymous said...

Another trademark stunt: Klein prefaces an attack by saying "I like the guy," then twists a dagger in the back of the person he is slandering.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Pillsbury;

I teach a high school journalism class and would like to send you a list of questions from my students. This school year, we've held several discussions about your blogs, this lawsuit and its ramifications on internet journalism.

Because of his blue content, I can't encourage the students to read Sam's blog, but one brought a Sam the Eagle doll which has become the class mascot of sorts.

Is there an email address, or can I contact your attorney with this list?

Sincerely yours,

A fan

Anonymous said...

Oh, poor Frivolous Fil, hang your head down with those dork eyeglasses now that these bloggers made you look like a big dumb butt. Then to top it off, your book is sinking faster than humberside dumpling.

Anonymous said...

Philip is all hat and no cattle.

Anonymous said...

Like "Dark Helmet" in Spaceballs, Philip Klein is a stooge, a comic imitation of an imposing figure who thinks an oversized helmet will compensate for a head with no brains in it.

Anonymous said...

Does Kliar have a huge fixation on KFDM or what? Today he talks about people writing him about KFDM's webpage, as if he knows anything about it.
Every week he has a tidbit about 6 but never any real information. What about all those pending layoffs? What about dumping the morning show? Hey, Fil, who replaced Larry Beulieu? Use those incredible investigative powers of yours and answer some real questions.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Philip has a fixation on KFDM, they will not let him appear on their station. Good idea on their part.
Now, lets look at KBTV Fox4 headlines which Philip never mentions.
Church sponsors family fun, Bunny hopping on a dance party, Chef Rob finds newest burger on the market, Nothing beats a nice pair of shoes, etc......ZZZZZZZZZZZ

Gus Pillsbury said...

To Anonymous 9:01;

You can indeed send your questions to our attorney, who will forward them to me. Jeffrey can also comment on the legal aspects better than I. Thanks for your interest, but I'm not sure Sam and I are proper role models! I'm sure PRK isn't.

Here's Jeffrey's contact information:

http://www.escamillaponeck.com/Bio/JeffreyDorrell.php

Anonymous said...

Klein's tidbits are unusually brief today. I wonder if he's holed up in mud puddle licking his wounds. The dead cat story on the channel 6 site is infinitely more interesting than Klein's whole page today.

Anonymous said...

Anon 10:51
Faux 4 News headlines for your enjoyment, such as former Lamar play and Idol contestant in Bmt. What are the odds of another American Idol coming to Bmt.

Anonymous said...

Hummmmm! It looks like fil was afraid to step into the courtroom, afterall.

I'm remembering a few of the times fil labeled others as acting like "scared little girls"

When your next posting about Mr. Coon, fil?

Anonymous said...

Sources said Mr. Coon made Klein get down on his knees and ask for forgiveness. Rest assured, Mr. Coon will never be mentioned on the SETPR after that meeting. Good job by Jason and Brent.

Anonymous said...

Arson ruled out in Kountze? Courthouse empty on Friday? Port Arthur bus system in trouble? Come on, Phil, quit fumbling for a story. You know darn well the one folks are talking most about is the way Brent Coon put you on the canvas for a count of 10.

Anonymous said...

I think the count went far beyond 10.

Anonymous said...

"Kleinzilla" gets page one headline plus an editorial barb by The Southeast Texas Record for suing bloggers who attacked his "immense but shoddy fortress of self-esteem." www.setexasrecord.com

Anonymous said...

Gee, fil is an advocate for his 2nd ex-wife now!

Dumbass, redacting the addressee isn't very effective if you're not going to also redact the salutation!

Anonymous said...

Is "Deuternomy" in the Old or New Testament?

Anonymous said...

Oh boy, Philip talking about his x-wife and her pee/poop problems. Time to call ace reporter Jerry Jordan.

Anonymous said...

Have you or Sam taken a look at Klein's page today...some real golden material, both in the "news" section and the mail. BTW is he rleated to teh former PAISD PR director, Janet Klein?

Anonymous said...

Dont let anyone tell you different. He still has the hots for her and would have her back in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

This is funny! Philip is trying hard to defend his book, but they keep hammering him over the inconsistencies:

http://www.mediamikes.com/2012/04/interview-with-philip-klein/

Anonymous said...

Eileen is about as crazy as Philip, but she is happy with her new hubby. Wishing her the best with her sewage trouble.

Anonymous said...

OH MAN! Thanks for the link, 4/13 5:30am... I laughed out loud at this jewel: "PK: We have a big sign in our office for all of our investigators to read. It says “Don’t Believe What You Read on the Internet!”"
Kliar should post that at the head of his blog, as well!

Anonymous said...

I heard Klein's lawyer got his kids taken away. Whats up with that?

Anonymous said...

In the Media Mike Review comments (link on 4/13/12):
Comment on Kline's (it's spelled that way at least once in the review) 26 years as an investigator - "...it appears that prior to this private investigator gig, at least within the last decade or so, you spent your time as a manager of a fast food restaurant."

Anonymous said...

Klein is talking about the TECQ coming to the defense of his ex wife. Im not sure what they can do about the crap in her yard. But if she really needs help maybe she should not listen to fillup and make a call to the TCEQ. That is a real state agency..He is such a dip..

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO

http://desperateexes.com/2009/01/29/hes-alive-no-sherlock/

Anonymous said...

After reading the latest on SETPR, Gus & Sam must have Klein's balls in a vise.